Creating a great relationship is a lot like making spaghetti. Here's what you need:
A Foundation: 1 lb of meat (ground beef, turkey, or veggie meat)
Some Flavor: 1 cup chopped onions, red and green peppers
A Lil' Spice: a dash of salt and pepper
Some Fluidity: 3 cups of Ragu Robusto Tomato Sauce
The Gel: 2 cans of Tomato Paste
An Intertwining: 1 Box of Angel Hair Noodles
Simmer the foundation until its golden brown. This could take months of developing a solid friendship. Do not rush this process. An undercooked foundation will give you salmonella poisoning and burning it will leave a bad taste in your mouth. Next, add in some flavor. Take trips, go out together, keep each other laughing. A bland foundation will not leave a lasting effect on your taste buds. Even though you have flavor, don't forget to throw in a lil spice. Spice is best used in the bedroom. Leave a little to the imagination while making him come back for more. Next mix in the fluidity. Relationships are not easy and it will take a relaxed, fluid, and compromising personality to make it work. The gel is of utmost importance. This gel is what holds the dish together thru the bad times. It consists of a little love, faith, commitment and a lot of communication. While the sauce is simmering, bring the noodles to a boil. Watch how they twist and turn about each other. This intertwining is achieved by shared hobbies, joint friends, and common goals. When the noodles are al dente, smother them in the sauce you've developed. Serve aside garlic bread to keep you content and a salad to keep you growing together. White wine for her and a Heiny for him to wash it all down.
Dinner is served.
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